Running for Choos?

So, NYC is going crazy with sample sales... but tomorrow there's one that all you ladies with shoe fetishes have been waiting for! The one, the only, JIMMY CHOO Sample Sale!!! From 1-7pm shoes will be flying out of the store, and dumb broads who don't work will be on line from 9am (maybe earlier if they are really desperate)... As for me? Don't think I'll make it, rather just work hard, go to Neimans and spare myself last years designs and the visions of ashy ass toes!!! HAHA. But I wont knock your hustle, if this is for you, knock yourself out, let me know how it goes!!!
Happy Shopping!